Best rant in a video game, ever? I think so.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Munster Nomz

Munster Nomz

o, hi. i hav wifi.

These are the small things. The small insignificant things that no one ever thinks about. These are the small things that make my life absolutely complete.