Holy FUCK.
It’s been a long time since I updated this, which is weird considering the fact that I check it every time I sit down at the computer. So here it goes, I’m updating you, you tumblr’ing piece of work. Consider yourself updated, bitch.
Best rant in a video game, ever? I think so.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN
